May 2013
7 posts
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
This is why we use commas.
megaman2:
megaman2:
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
bennyslegs:
i bet benedict keeps his socks on during sex
And he would get away with it too.
March 2013
13 posts
things I can’t imagine
someone having a crush on me
someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’
someone getting happy because I messaged them first
someone thinking about me, in general
someone wondering how I am
someone finding me attractive
someone doing something to try and impress me
someone asking their friend on what to say to me
someone wanting to get to know me
annelehan:
I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
1 tag
“The eye role- A brief moment in time when your brain attempts to take a...”
dangerhamster:
rnarker:
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
February 2013
11 posts
enchantedbyhiddles:
wankmeatsix:
nothing worse than your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness
or arrogance
It made high school more fun :/
i-read-books:
The other day I was thinking about Star Trek and I was wondering why The Next Generation was called The Next Generation and I realised it’s because Picard and crew are THE NEXT GENERATION after Kirk and Spock and co.
Mind. Blown.
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
spookylittlesleipnir:
descartes-and-thosecartes:
freudian-slut:
anideaforamoth:
ecokitty:
ras-al-cool:
I see your Odin and Howard Stark…
And raise you one Brian Banner.
^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat.
Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here.
Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club.
At least they had dads.
Omg batman YOU DONT...
the-nocturnal-fangirl:
halloweennametypette:
...
November 2012
8 posts
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED.....
lyralockheart:
staticanarchy:
i-like-pigeons:
THE NOISES I MADE WERE NOT HUMAN.
I-I CAN’T
oh gawd ><’.. i died
In a perfect world what will ten bucks by you?
Answer: someone elses birth certificate
>.<’ my bad
September 2012
17 posts
“Captains Log, Star date 02-09- 2012, attractive guy who works at Moores come in...”
– sydsboobs
This quote is much funnier in context.. it was about 2 minutes after after the guy left, and I didn’t realize until after i said it, that i was thinking out loud ><’
“Three fries short of an evil basement-dwelling psychopath.”
gallifrey-feels:
cosmo-gyral:
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
Probably
