tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it This is why we use commas.
megaman2: megaman2: “mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?” “no, i said she was fucking goofy” please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
bennyslegs: i bet benedict keeps his socks on during sex And he would get away with it too.
things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding me attractive someone doing something to try and impress me someone asking their friend on what to say to me someone wanting to get to know me
annelehan: I hate hipsters. Their smug faces, vegan diet, tiny feet & sawdust bedding. No wait. Hamsters. I hate hamsters.
The eye role- A brief moment in time when your brain attempts to take a...
dangerhamster: rnarker: a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu this is literally my favourite joke ever
enchantedbyhiddles: wankmeatsix: nothing worse than your social anxiety getting mistaken for rudeness or arrogance It made high school more fun :/
i-read-books: The other day I was thinking about Star Trek and I was wondering why The Next Generation was called The Next Generation and I realised it’s because Picard and crew are THE NEXT GENERATION after Kirk and Spock and co. Mind. Blown.
Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...
spookylittlesleipnir: descartes-and-thosecartes: freudian-slut: anideaforamoth: ecokitty: ras-al-cool: I see your Odin and Howard Stark… And raise you one Brian Banner. ^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat. Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here. Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club. At least they had dads. Omg batman YOU DONT...
the-nocturnal-fangirl: halloweennametypette: ...
THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER REBLOGGED.....
lyralockheart: staticanarchy: i-like-pigeons: THE NOISES I MADE WERE NOT HUMAN. I-I CAN’T oh gawd ><’.. i died
In a perfect world what will ten bucks by you? Answer: someone elses birth certificate >.<’ my bad
Captains Log, Star date 02-09- 2012, attractive guy who works at Moores come in...– sydsboobs This quote is much funnier in context.. it was about 2 minutes after after the guy left, and I didn’t realize until after i said it, that i was thinking out loud ><’
Three fries short of an evil basement-dwelling psychopath.
gallifrey-feels: cosmo-gyral: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick” Probably