apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

(via gnarly)


(via gnarly)


Dear roommate, no you can’t eat breakfast. Why? Because you haven’t bought groceries since April. Also no laundry unless you intend on buying your own goddamn laundry detergent.

Sincerely,

The roommate who pays for you to eat and do your laundry

PS 

Get Wrecked


strikerhercules:

» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

(via starlard)



tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

tup0ck:

"look Meredith, we both said things we didn’t mean, can you just let me in so we can talk about this?"

(via bestnatesmithever)


The American collegiate system in one gif set

(via ruinedchildhood)


pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

(via ruinedchildhood)


charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

(via mr-egbutt)